tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63478798162375136792024-03-13T16:45:27.260-04:00strong beer, strong legsProfound words from a brilliant yet troubled mind.....Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-74300736303468954662012-10-22T22:54:00.001-04:002012-10-27T17:28:23.724-04:00Pauwel Kwak 8.4%<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I borrowed some DVD's from a buddy. He races for a rival team. A team known for having the worst team kit in Ontario. I'm not mentioning names, but man , it's bad.<br />
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The DVD in question is Troy, with that guy Brad Pitt. In a nutshell.......this movie sucks, and I would rather go to prison than watch it again. That guy who plays David Banner in the Hulk movie is a shitty actor and he is one of the crap points of this movie. <br />
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I rode with some guys tonight and we did our east end Toronto loop. Not really fast, but fast enough to get my attention. I posted tonight's ride on Strava but didn't get so much as a 3'd place ribbon of lies.<br />
I say ribbon of lies because after a lot of rides I upload all my shit and it shows a medal with a 3 or a 2 in it , so I click on it but , to my total dismay and anger I really only got a 35th of 78, or something like that. Like WTF??? Why does it do that???? Stupid Strava crap.<br />
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Then, as if by some sort of heaven sent sweet caramilk mystery I went to the Liquor store for some delicious beers and found that my LCBO location had Kwak available for purchase. I grabbed several. Now, I am normally the dick who insists on the correct glass for the correct beer...........on this occasion I had no Kwak glass. I know it's sort of like a weird pilsner glass but taller and needs a stand to hold it up. So I just grabbed an imitation Duvel glass and went to town. It's taste was delicious to me....... like a good greek giro. With less feta. 8.4%. It's strong, a tripple in my books. But it didn't have that heavy booze taste that some tripples and quadruppels have. I thinking of La Trappe Quadruppel actually. If a guy wasn'r careful he could really drink himself into oblivion with this. Those strong beers (Affligem Tripple, Chimay white cap, Westmalle Tripel....) can be deadly. They are so smooth and creamy and tasty you are on your fourth , and forgetting how to operate your remote control, in no time. <br />
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Tomorrow morning at 5:40am I will start my normal Tuesday ride/race. The Morning Glory west end crit. It's a genius idea. A pile of strong riders head out before the traffic starts and race for about an hour. Some guys from VinylBilt, the occasional Wheels of Bloor guy, a few Lapdogs, and a pile of Morning Glory racers all converge in some arena of pain and suffering in darkness and suffering ....and pain.....and whatnot.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-48608214928297609252012-09-01T20:44:00.001-04:002012-09-05T19:47:43.773-04:00Vamanos Pest<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Lately I have been getting up at record early times so I can go out an ride. The Morning Glory west end ride begins at 5:40am. But today I drove out to Kitchener to ride with a pal at 7:30am. We took and awesome route from Kitchener out to Cambridge, through Roseville, New Dundee and whatever the hell else you wanna put in there. I have so many good friends because of cycling, it's one of the best things about riding/racing ......all the awesome people you get friends with. We banged off a decent paced 60km on some pretty good rollers on roads with little-to-no cars. With only one motorcyclist illustrating his mental deficiencies.<br />
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Then , earlier this evening an idea hit me like a dance club sucker punch. My son had been awake all day, so with this instinct I have recently developed I was able to surmise that he will be tired and go to bed early. So , why don't I put the last nail in the coffin and make him walk up to the Liquor store with me? I grab a few Chimay's............then I see this new weird looking bottle in the shape of a Buddha. It's some Chinese Beer called Lucky Buddha. I bet they don't call it that in China, so it's probably marketed for Westerners who also like to think they understand the concept of karma. My plan is to do a side by side taste test almost just like I did several weeks ago with Duvel Moortgat and Molson Canadian. (Spoiler Alert!!!!!!! Canadian got slaughtered, because it's a crappy watery tasting , bland, no hoppy, no anything but a bit of head Beer).<br />
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Rucky Buddha. It's capped, not twist off. Score one point. Cool bottle. Score second point. I opt to pour it into a tall DeKoninck glass as the smell and colour reminded me a bit of that beer. It had a small head after being poured and it smelled ok. Unlike Grolsh which often smells like total skunk ass. But after trying it thought to myself , I know what I hate...and I don't hate this. Which isn't to say I would buy it ever again, but I won't bash the crap out of it like 100% of the beers ''brewed" at the big 3 breweries.<br />
It's smell also reminded me of whatever I used to drink when I was 17--- Superior lager was often the beer of choice as it was dirt cheap. I wonder if that stuff is still around? Anyways, this Buddha beer smelled good and didn't taste like crap but it was about 5% lighter than what I normally enjoy. So it was a pretty average beer for the commoners who enjoy products like Wonder bread, Trek Bicyles, BBQ sauce instead of hot sauce, Kung Fu instead of BJJ, Blackberry phones, Cold Play and U2 and crappy average shitte like that. Lucky Buddha scores a whopping 5/10 on the Trev scale of awesome beer quality. I recommend this beer to slightly heavy but lovely bastards like Rob Stoeser. It would go well with a extra large pizza with a lot of cheese and a bottle of sweet Frank's Extra hot.<br />
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About 45 seconds after I got up and decided not to drink any more Buddha beer I reached for a delicious and nutritious Chimay (it took me 4 tries to spell nutritious correctly just then) . What can I say about one of the finest Trappist beers that hasn't already been said by mouth's with brains? At 7% I would guess those monks consider this a possible trippel. I think. I think a dubbel is reserved more for the 6% ballpark and below, but whatever. I once heard an insane man say that Chimay Red was a bit too chewey. He sounded insane and should have been medicated. I agree that Chimay white cap is superior to Premiere but only just. <br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-78633241415834443762012-08-30T21:44:00.001-04:002012-08-31T21:29:42.499-04:00Insanity is what I am/ Shower Beers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Say my name!!!!!!! I am the man who<b> </b>killed Gus Fring!!!!!<br />
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A frequent and consistent phenomenon in my life is the process of winding down apres work (as they say in french) and in doing so who doesn't enjoy a tasty and refreshing shower beer? Whomever said that showers are just for having unprotected sex with girls you met on www.benaughty.com? C'mon....the shower can be a wondrous (correct spelling BTW) for engaging in 1 of many activites. 1. you can wash all the days dirt off of your body. 2. you can shave your legs and/or balls, if that's how you choose to live your life.....or you can just stand there , with old Slayer blasting in the background and drink on . The boiling hot water is the prefect juxtaposition to the cold as hell beer that is pouring down your thoat. I don't even fuck around with just a bottle like a farmer would do, I bring the proper glass or a near perfect accompanying glass. You heard me punchy.<br />
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The kid likes his beer in the shower. Anyone who says that its retarded or anything less than totally awesome is a moron ., because you shouldn't really put any stipulation on when quality beers are to be consumed. A hot or even cold shower is only made better by an accompanying cold beer. <br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-5899447275892910772012-08-14T15:10:00.001-04:002012-08-16T21:34:15.065-04:00I learn something important from each fresh defeat<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This past weekend....... I recall it much like one recalls a dream. I think it was late Friday evening. A potential customer of mine calls me to inquire about some pricing. We discuss the job and nearly agree on a price. He then slyly says 'do you like beer? I can give also you a couple of vouchers for a couple of free cases'. My initial thought is 'ok', but with computer-like quickness I assessed the deal, and as if using nothing short of total instinct I replied 'As long as it's not Labatt's'. His reply was of course Labatt's. I cringed a quiet cringe then we agreed the job would commence on Monday.<br />
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In this world there are snobs and assholes. I'm a snob. I write a beer blog that's snobbish against the big beer breweries. I write from a snobby standpoint about everything from the state of blogs worldwide to the freakin' World Order. Later today I will go to the beer store to redeem 1 of my free cases of beer. It pains me to try and decide which well marketed box of crap to buy. If that's not being an asshole then I don't know what is<br />
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We raced the Wheels of Bloor Horseshoe Valley . This race was well anticipated by a lot of racers as the course was new, longer than usual and it was WOB first (hopefully not last ) attempt at organizing a race. Of course there were a few wrinkles in the organization, routes and whatnot but overall most were thankful and thought it was a wicked race. <br />
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In my wave we started 2 minutes after the Master 1/Senior 1,2 wave. ( Possibly a bit soon, as we did catch them in the first 20-25 minutes or so.) But no matter........I lined up . The sky threatened rain, like it had been most of the week. The rain is like a secret weapon. It instills fear into the hearts of some men, and breeds strength, courage and saddles sores in others. We completed our 4km neutral start, I felt muscular and compact. Like corned beef. I knew this race was going to go well. Little did I know all the work at the front was taking it's toll on my legs, now weakened from many weeks of sporadic riding, all day trips to the beach with my son, and and unusually good selection of Trappist beers at the downtown liquor stores. With less than 3kms to go both my legs began to cramp . I yelled a frustrated yell, and kept pedaling the only way I knew how-by turning one leg after another , in quick succession . I crossed 30 seconds behind. Curses!!!!!<br />
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Sorry everyone, I thought this would be a better outlet than the Canadian Cyclist forum for this topic. It went a little out of control. My apologies to anyone who feels they got slandered, and anyone on my team. <br />
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I just thought this would be a forum and fun outlet but it turned very black, very fast. I think there are a lot of good guys on WOB and also VinylBilt, as well as the entire Master peloton, so I think a lot of the guys who were posting cruel stuff on here represent a small portion of them. Thanks, and sorry again.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-40483639358292816312012-07-29T23:00:00.000-04:002012-07-30T09:55:19.867-04:00Castro's Lounge<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Saturday night is alright for drinking if you don't have a race the next morning, and on this past weekend I had no race. We set out for Castro's Lounge in the Beaches area of Toronto. I decided that we had to meet there because I knew they had Westmalle there. I had been there once before , but like an oaf I didn't look at the beer menu. I saw that they had Delerium on tap and I just kept ordering that. Which in and of itself isn't a huge problem, but being in a bar that sells all the Trappist ale's (save the new Gregorios Trappist)....I should have taken a look.<br />
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We sit down, my pal Tom and I. With our wonderful dates. He says to me "this beer list is going to blow your mind'. It doesn't disappoint. But tonight I'm in Trappist mode only. (and by the way , anyone who reads this blog and hasn't at least tried some Trappist Ale is a total idiot). I order a Westmalle. This is maybe my favorite beer I've had so far. 9.5% and it goes down like a light beer. Westmalle is a serious beer. It's good enough that I don't risk sullying the evening with any food. Castro's Lounge has a very cool laid back feel to it....but people don't go there for the stellar service or the awesome menu. The service isn't bad, but it's not , say, The Bier Bistro. The food is pretty crappy I'm told by my tablemates. I wouldn't know cuz I don't dig on swine.</div>
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The order of my beer consumption is as follows, and should you find yourself there in the future, or in the past please follow my lead. I know what I'm doing. Westmalle Tripel. Rochefort 10. Westvleteren 8, Orval. Now I'm getting drunk. But I'm not screaming Deicide lyrics or throwing chairs around. The biggest flaw I can find with this pretty cool establishment is that as serious as they take their beer, they don't have their shit together when it comes to the correct glass. For each beer I ordered they brought me the wrong kind of glass. Rochefort doesn't come in a tulip glass. Rochefort uses a chalice or even a wide mouth chalise. Their efforts were lost on my superior knowledge and palette.</div>
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I'm sure I'm going to get into this self-appointed new assignment of comparing beers. I've always had a sort of black or white kind of attitude towards most things. So I find it pretty easy to totally flog a beer that's not top shelf material. <br />
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Tonight's night off brings me to 2 totally different beers. Representing the dark side I have purchased Leffe Brun, and representing the pale side I have Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale.<br />
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Opening a Leffe is almost like opening an awesome Christmas or birthday present, like if someone gives you a Possessed-Seven Churches 7" record, but cooler because its got a this gold-leaf like tinfoil around the neck. I like it.<br />
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I crack the Leffe and the first thing I can smell is a hint of Caramel. (Not Carmel, I hate when people say carmel) . I pour it into it's home and the delicious foam rides to the top. Confirming to me that I am nothing if not a masterful pourer. It smells so good. You know the smell when you are in one of the U-Brew-it breweries and your mouth is watering? Like that. Doesn't smell like bad beer breath, or beer soaked t shirt, or spilled beer or any of the other gross beer related smells. It just smells like something you want to put in your mouth. I would seriously consider wearing a Leffe Brun cologne if there was one. Just drinking it makes all your worries go away, except if it makes you remember how much money you have spent in the past on crap beer, or how much daycare in Toronto costs. Of all the Belgian beers that I buy this one is the only ones that tastes nothing like anything else. A total original. Superior to Leffe Blonde even and one of the best darker Abbey beers ever.<br />
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Keith's India Pale Ale. They have really done a diservice to the IPA title and community. Unless I'm a total idiot (remember no gray area) IPA's were brewed originally to last the entire ship voyage from Britain to India, so they used more hops and more alcohol to retard spoilage. But c'mon....this can of creamed crap only has 5% alcohol and I can barely taste anything hoppy. In fact, it's almost absent of any taste. Its got less fizz than Coors Lite, so it feels rotting apple juice. There isn't really too much head when it's poured. It's the flattest beer I've ever had. As any one who has read more than one of my blogs will surely tell you , I'm not normally prone to hyperbole, but this is one tasteless beverage. I have had some Pale Ale's before. I really like Gouden Carolous Ambrio , which I have shown in this blog last year . That beer has some bite!!! This Keith's Pale ale is like eating a loaf of bread that's been soaking in dirty dish water all day. Boooo to you guys. Grow a vagina and learn how to make beer. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-14647182686751864732012-07-20T22:28:00.000-04:002012-07-26T13:30:14.387-04:00Fairies wear boots<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I find myself alone and drinking a lot of strong beer some nights. I imagine it has something to do with partial child custody......being single.....living 5 minutes from a great Liquor/Beer store.........<br />
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So yesterday I buy a pile of delicious trappist beers as well as some Leffe and Duvel. As I walk over to pay I see some lonely cans of Molson Canadian lager. I used to drink that crap when I was a stupid mountain biker. So I came up with a great plan to do an A to B taste test. Like Pepsi to Coke. Or Honda to Toyota. Or chicken to KFC. <br />
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So first I grab my trusty steel bottle opener. I got it from a bar that sells Stella, the manager gave it to me. It's a nice piece. I crack open a sweet Duvel and pour it into the corresponding glass. It looks like a goddamn waterfall of joy and bliss. Smells like a good dream. The smell of fruit and spice is damned glorious. I know beer better than I know spices so I may be off on my comparisons but I think I can taste corinader and pear . The head is thick and takes forever to calm down. I don't even know how long, as I drink it too quickly. It taste's so good it makes me angry that other beers even exist. I want to go burn down breweries that make shitty beers, punch their wives and children in the face and kick all the stupid employees in the nuts. I don't understand why someone wants to make a beer that tastes like .....nothing. Let's take Coors Lite as the gold standard for shit beer. There is no reason to drink it. it's 4%, so you can't get drunk on it. It has no taste. Like a lasagna made by a mother who is afraid to go near a spice rack. No discernible taste. Just bubbles. <br />
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This brings me to my second beer. The mighty Molson Canadian. For a short period I drank this beer, many years ago. I was in bad place. I had yet to experience the glory that was Leffe Brun. So my standards we low.<br />
Anyways, this beer has no real smell, except to equate it with that of a crappy alternative dance club at 2:00am. Similarly, it has no real taste. Sure it has the fizz that all great beers have. That's the easy part. Perrier mastered that. So Molson shouldn't have an issue either. The problem with Canadian is that they call it "Canadian" as though a bland , low alcohol by volume beer is representative of our nation. Why don't they try putting ingredients on the bottles? I want to know what type of beer flavoring they use , and how little wheat, barley and hops they use as opposed to corn product. Maybe I'm wrong. maybe they have half a dozen angry monks living there at the brewery near the airport in Toronto. Retarded unionized monks that specialize in making really weak, tasteless beer that almost always leaves the drinker with a deadly hangover. Not me. Not this sucker. I'm going to drink one more devil beer before bed, then I'm going to do the 120km Donut ride at 9am.<br />
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Today was a day like a lot of other really hot days. Basically just a regular day , but hotter than most.<br />
Regardless, I headed into Wheels of Bloor to pick up a tube and then started riding. It was only 23 or 24 degrees out so it was perfect for a good 60k ride. Shortly thereafter I meet up with a dude from the Morning Glory Team. He persuades me into going way further than I intended. We ride from downtown out to Terra Cotta. The distance wasn't the problem it was the heat. It was getting hotter by the minute. I only had 2 bottles, but also had no food. I had intended to just do laps at the Crit course , hit a store on the way back and I would be good. So this guy Hanz takes me out way past where I want to go, granted it's a nice ride, but my leg just aren't turning. I kept falling off his wheel, and I don't even think he was pushing it.<br />
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We stopped at a small fruit market for more water and some apples. We each bought 3 waters, all of which were done by the time we got home. The temperature at the market was 33 degrees in the shade and that felt great compared to being in the sun. I wager it was closer to 40 on the road.<br />
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When I was about 11 yrs old I lived in North York, which is on the north end of Toronto. In the summer we all used to play at this ravine, there was a small river and trails going through the trees . It was great fun. I often tried to coerce my Mom into letting me camp down there with my friends. She never gave in. Another great part about the ravine was this storm drain outlet into the creek. It was a huge tunnel that frequently poured rain water into the creek that eventually drained into Lake Ontario. We were able to get inside this huge sewer tunnel if the water was low. There was a steel cage over the entrance but with a little work we could always crawl beneath it. It wasn't gross and infested with rats as I had always imagined. It was dark but not dark enough to scare us. We could tunnel our way up for a while until we hit the ladders that would take us up to the Man-Holes on the street above. <br />
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One time (my last time) we went down into the tunnels with some older kids. They were all just sitting around near the entrance , too cool I suppose to go all the way in. Maybe they had done it too many times...I don't know. So I crawl in, and I find this huge baseball sized piece of tarmac. It's gotta be 6 lbs. I guess I just wanted to see how far I could hurl it down the tunnel. I wound up and fucking chucked it like I really meant it. I remember the screaming. It seemed like the screams began the exact moment the rock left my my hand. I had hit the oldest, biggest and toughest of the boys right in the temple with my overhand asphalt curveball. He cried like a much younger kid I thought.........but in his defense , there was a shitload of blood. Blood. Blood . Blood. His blood. Everywhere. I also remember thinking if this kid doesn't come to kill me in the next few days, his parents will. After a week of worry, I sort of forgot about it. I hadn't heard he died, or that he was looking for me. So I took that as great news. I haven't hit anyone with rocks ever since.<br />
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Yesterday I was on Facebook chatting with some dude from Belgium. He informs that there is now an 8th Trappistine bier. I was like 'cut the crap'..........for realsies? There is now an 8th Trappist monestary/brewery . Although it's not in Belgium, like those posers at De Koningshoeven in the Netherlands. (i'm just screwing around) but this one is in Austria. I can't speak to the deliciousness of the beer but I do know one thing. There is not a crappy Trappist beer. Chimay is creamy good . Orval, even tastier. Westmalle Trippel being the best beer ever to pass my lips, but I can't wait to taste this .<br />
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Tonight was the weekly ride that leaves High Park (across the street from my house) and heads out to Port Credit. Its basically like a Donut Ride. I don't know how to make that a hyperlink but you can google 'Donut Ride Toronto'. The only difference is that there is a smaller group, the ride is shorter, a different route, and the ratio of racers to non racers is higher. So , basically it has little in common with the Donut Ride. I guess I just compare the 2 rides because a few of the crazy riders from the Donut show up here. There's this one dude who is really hairy, he looks like a starving gorilla and he has the weirdest fashion sense, and looks pretty awkward on the bike. Try to stay in front of him. There's several guys like that. Fuck, I may be one of them.........They probably say 'that dick in the green and white, with the sweet Italian bike and perfect 100rpm cadence, he is always chopping wheels.....he raced for Kurzawinski last year....'<br />
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Tonight the hero's of the ride tried to take us on a different route. I guess it was ok. Seemingly less traffic than going down the Queensway.<br />
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Anyways a few of us either got caught behind a light or let the main group get away.....I actually can't remember now, but it was me, and Bobby and Ian from Wheels of Bloor and 1 other dude. We didn't seem to be catching them, and we were hitting all the lights. Then after a lot of strong pulls by Ian and even stronger wheelsucking by me , Bobby took a long one that basically launched Ian into warp 9.7 and he took off and caught those guys up front. One of which was my Teammate Johnny Power. The power was on tonight, but still on the ECO mode, always saving some for the sprint at the end. Although Ian managed to beat down that Sweet Pete's guy like a red-headed step child up the final sprint climb, always good.<br />
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Basically it's not that friendly a ride, I mean no one wants to talk with Z-Team in those funny kits, and the guys riding independant.......you can never recognize them from week to week. <br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-58132445638291163522011-10-18T19:15:00.002-04:002011-10-31T18:52:52.031-04:00By Jupiter's cock!!!!!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Of course today I had most of the day off, so being that I was already in the west end, I went up to Brampton and rode my Hockley Valley loop. It was fairly cold, and I had a headwind in my face most of the way there, it seemed. Its the best 80km ride I do. A few guys from the new team and I did the loop last week and shredded. Still in racing shape , even in October.<br />
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I have good winter clothes for riding this year, so I'm riding outside for a long as possible again this season. This time I have a power meter so it will be smarter training chasing a WOB team member!!!!! Boom!!!!<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">A gladiator does not fear death. He embraces it.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-38543391719388113392011-09-29T20:53:00.004-04:002011-09-30T07:57:26.788-04:00A Thursday in Hell/ What the Hell have I gotten myself into? Part 2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">So I go back to the Sports Study place today for the last bit of my testing. The guy Saro tells me that there are some changes. I will still have to do a near 30 minute warm up, but I won't have to ride in the jacket for 90 minutes. For the purposes of the study he can't tell me how long I will be riding for. He also hands down some bad news. I have to do it without any water. He also asks me how I felt the other day. How hot was the jacket? He asks. I was thinking it was hot, but not as hot as I would expect an electric jacket to feel. He says today will be much worse. I soon find that as hot as I was the other day......spinning at 90rpm in a room with no fan, while wearing a winter jacket and some compression netting over it, it was going to get way, way worse.<br />
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We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man<br />
Trevor Doyle will be that man<br />
Better than he was before<br />
Better, Stronger, Faster</span></td></tr>
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This jacket feels like an electric blanket, but all over. Really, really hot. It was like riding your bike on the hottest day imaginable, but with no wind, and no water. I could feel this gross food, or remnants of food moving up my throat. A weird sensation I had never felt before. I could smell my breakfast. Fried egg sandwich on 12 grain bread, with tons of Frank Hot sauce, 1 apple, 1 organic banana, and some ciabatta bread. Anyways, it was bad.<br />
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I was soaked with sweat to a degree that I had never seen before. Even worse than when I rode around Red Rock Canyon, Nevada in June during a heat wave, and dry spell, meteor shower, solar flair display. And smog alert. It was hot. I can remember.<br />
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Enter the next day. I show up at 9:30. After swallowing and electronic pill that measures my core temperature I read the package. THIS DEVICE CONTAINS MERCURY. Perfect. I don't drink water from shit plastic bottles, don't microwave plastic, don't smoke crack, or wear Aluminum Oxide anti-perspirant. But here I am eating mercury. (weird.....my thyroid aches, and there are wolves after me....)<br />
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I show up and they make me do a near 30 minute warm up. No fan. No blowing air. Just riding in a room, at room temperature. I'm sweating profusely. Then, as quickly as I'm finished, my man tells me to put on this winter jacket. And not just a regular winter jacket, this one plugs into the computer. So, just like that actress who married that dummy from 'that 70's show" it can ever so slowly get hotter and hotter.<br />
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I have to ride at 90 RPM for 90 minutes while wearing this bad Gap jacket. Again, no fan, no blowing breeze, no fresh air. Just me sucking re-circulated wind from out of a crappy semi-sky scraper. At least I'm allowed to drink water but in keeping with my usual long rides in the heat, I didn't drink very much. I ended up losing about 3.5 lbs. Granted that was 90% fluid but 'man-alive' I looked thin when I was done.<br />
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I have to go back in 2 days to do either a worse test or an easier test. They won't tell me.<br />
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Regardless, it still wasn't as bad as trying to chase Bruce Bird and the Wheels of Bloor guys on Sunday. <br />
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1) I showed up 15 minutes late for tonight's ride. To my surprise everyone was still waiting for us. If that were a road ride I most likely would have ridden alone.<br />
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2)During this ride I was fortunate enough to be among the fast group, and at every trail head we stopped and waited for the slower riders to catch up. No snarky comments, and no boasting about speed.<br />
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3)At the end of the ride we met everyone at the parking lot. All smiling faces, and no one was in a rush to leave. I pulled out a cooler of beer and offered up its contents to any takers. Everyone smiled, but then then produced their own beer. Then one guy pops open his trunk and unloads a pile of firewood and promptly builds a Texas-style wildfire. Everyone then sits around talking about mountain bike related stuff and drinks their beer. If that were a road ride the first few guys to get back to the parking lot would have undressed, packed up and left. Even if everyone caught them before they left there would have been a comment about how how the leaders were hammering, even though they haven't been feeling good, or they haven't ridden much lately. No one would have produced any beer for themselves, let alone for anyone else.<br />
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Mountain bikers, for some reason, are way friendlier, and seem to take their sport much less seriously once they're off the bike. I say this all as a former mountain bike rider/racer and a now converted Road racer.<br />
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Not so much a complaint as it is an observation.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-50639368715713047782011-09-13T23:27:00.001-04:002011-09-13T23:28:10.566-04:00Indirect hit<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The season is basically over. The guys have come back from Belgium, Vic is back from Germany. I had a better last quarter of the season. Marc finally convinced me to get a power meter. (not sure how I feel about that yet....) I've also served my time at Invita Sport and am looking forward to having Saturdays off. So it's time to think about drinking some beer, watching the CX races, and buying some boots for winter.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I went to meet the team again tonight as per the training schedule, and no one was there. Why this always happens ? I don't know. I rode for a while with Rob D'Amico, which was probably every bit as useful as riding with the team.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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A friend recently asked me something after I showed a good race result. He said 'well have you learned anything from these last few races'? I paused and thought about it, and at first I repsonded 'no, not really'. He then said 'well, what's different about these last few races?' [referring to the fact that I have gotten several top 10 finishes at the Tuesday races, 6th place at the last OCUP, and a pretty decent place at the Provincials, and the 2 months before that I had races I couldn't finish] I paused for another moment and said 'the pain I feel sticking it out and staying in the race is not as bad as the pain I feel when go home after giving up in a race'. <br />
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I think that's all it is in racing . Which pain is worse? How much can you take? and lastly, how much do you want your desired result?<br />
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I suppose next year if I can raise my goals, or better yet, raise the threshold of the pain I'm willing to endure I can have an even better season. From start to finish. If I change the goal from wanting to finish the race with the pack to intending to help put a teammate on the podium, or work , no matter how hard, at getting on the podium myself ...............I suppose the pain of doing it will also be less than the pain of disappointment.<br />
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Not the biggest pack tonight, but still decent. I would say 65 racers. No crashes, but a shit load of attacks. <br />
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I wish those races went on into the fall and winter, but I guess in a about 6 weeks it'll start getting dark at 4:30pm. Sucks, but true. So an evening race would be impossible. <br />
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I'm going to give myself a fine bottled gift for being at every Mid Week Race this season. Crap, I didn't miss one last year either. Drink on!<br />
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Andy wins the final race.<br />
Stan gets a top 10.<br />
I think I got a 12th. <br />
I'm not aware of Camilo or Marco's result.<br />
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The worst sayings currently going. That's what I want to rage about for a minute. I want to break these down a bit and if there are any others that I have missed please make a comment at the bottom.<br />
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<b>"Cheers!"</b> You can say cheers at Xmas dinner. You can say it at a wedding during the meal, a waiter could say it to you after handing you your pint of Guinness, and you can say it on a date I suppose but the key to saying cheers is that there is drinking involved. I hear people say cheers so often as a salutation. As in 'See you later man, cheers!!!' Fail! Don't say it. It makes you look like you got a discount lobotomy.<br />
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<b>"It's all good/no worries." </b>This is another pair that should really be flushed. As I hear it, people use it in place of saying 'it's ok', or 'don't worry'. For some reason I think the phrases originated in Australia. I think the Crocodile Hunter used to say them, as well as Crocodile Dundee. It's ok for those dudes to say it because it's colloquial, but not here. I knew a girl once who went to Australia for a vacation and she came back sounding like a total moron. When some guy says to me 'no worries man' is he telling me that he has no worries or that I should have no worries? Because<i> he</i> <i>should</i> worry as I am about to hit him acrosss the head with an escrima stick.<br />
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<b>"Good on ya!" </b>Oh shit, this one is my least favorite saying to hear. I just want to turn into a raging bull and gore someone to death. Or better yet grab a trident and just murder the crap out of the person ala Will Ferrell in that Angry Boss skit on SNL. What the hell is 'Good on ya'? I think it means good for you, but I'm not sure. Maybe it means there is something good on you, like sunshine, or someone's pet bird, or maybe a nice new shirt. Good for you was a perfectly reasonable saying. It required no tweaking. I don't know...... but I do know this- People need to band together and start calling people out when they say 'Good on ya'. Only thin lipped hookers on 'Thin Lipped Hooker Night" say <i>good on ya. </i><br />
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<i>Watch this now.....</i><br />
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<b>"My bad!" </b>This quantum anomaly is bad enough that it should be a legal excuse for aggravated assault. Without a doubt it came from the hip hop , street slang, skateboard sect. I rarely hear a person over 30yrs ever utter it, but the few times I have I was brought to nausea and disgust. "My bad" replaces <i>sorry, my fault. </i>Or so the user thinks. Not only have they not issued an admission of fault or an apology, they have succeeded without fail at looking like a 100% douchebag, who wears skinny jeans, or has a tramp stamp tattoo. Now I'm no genius. Far from it. I can't easily reverse nuclear fusion, or even illegally download music, but the saying of "My bad" is the lowest of the low for people who<i> can</i> actually speak and think. I take back what I said earlier....... it's waaaaaay worse that saying "good on ya". My bad, my bad. Now I'm going to go punch myself in the face repeatedly. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347879816237513679.post-89967871351988642882011-08-25T11:05:00.003-04:002011-09-07T20:57:43.546-04:00That was a disappointment, I must say<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Team Kurzawinski at the front:<br />
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The Master 2 race started with about 35 racers. We all lined up and received our instruction from the commissaire. We heading along the backside of the course which was a slight descent followed by a couple of small downhills. Joe Accardi, Camilo Mondaca , Marco and myself all went directly to the front and stayed there for the full lap dictating the pace. Camilo pulled very strongly and showed his enthusiasm as one of the teams newest members. As we hit the first climb up the Effingham Hill I was in the very front, as recommended to me , but then I slowly faded to the back of the pack. I watched as everyone who was able to climb steep grades better than me left me in their wake. I continued up unflinched. It was on this first climb several riders got dropped and rode the rest of the course alone. When I hit the top of the hill I was maybe 20-30' behind the next rider but as the back side was a descent I was easily able to grab back on to the group, catch my breath, get my heart rate under control and then move back to the front. I did this every lap.<br />
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During the second lap I moved up to assume my roll at the front of the group with Marco and Camilo. Camilo asks me "are we going to let this guy escape?' motioning to Matthew DiSilvestro from Ottawa , as he was about 100m ahead on an attempted breakaway. Little did we know our complacency would hand Matthew his second win of the season and have us fighting for second place at best. I think during his biggest gap he put 1m20s on us. <br />
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At times the pack worked together really well with The Kurzawinski team. We and a couple of other racers starting a single echelon chase. Although our efforts were ultimately in vain, we were able to win back about 25 seconds. <br />
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During the last lap the speeds still hadn't picked up much as they often do. Everyone knew this was going to end up in a bunch sprint up the hill. As my friends and team mates will attest to I am not an overly strong or powerful rider. So I knew I was in some trouble in the coming minutes. My hopes of a top 3, top 5 or a top 10 finish were slowly dissolving. As we are heading towards the final descent Camilo says to me "Trevor, how are you feeling?" I said I felt like a million bucks. He told me that he was feeling pretty gassed and knew he didn't have enough power left do do anything serious on the final climb that was about 5 minutes away. He offered to give me a lead out over about 1/2 of the rollers leading up to the hill. I accepted with eager anticipation. Marco was still in the front as he had been a lot of the race, and of course had no way of knowing what we had just planned. As we hit the final descent I got into my most aerodynamic tuck and sucked as much air into my lungs as I could. I told myself to ignore the pain I was about to endure. Camilo took off up the left side and I followed. We moved up the side of the entire pack in no time. We stayed near the front never giving evidence of our intentions. Then Camilo shifted gears. His speed picked up and I was right there. My wheel inches from his. He is a much larger rider than me so the air he moved for me was unbelievable. (Waaaaay better than riding behind Andy!!!) We had a bit of a gap as we hit the bottom of the climb, I don't use a computer so I don't know how fast we were going. As the grade rose Camilo looked back , but had not enough energy or air left to even yell GO!!! He pulled to the left and I took off. I was giving it 100%. I climbed a large part of the hill with no other rider in my peripheral vision but as the the seconds ticked by I saw Steve Fantaske (BCC), Steve Vlemmix (London Honda), Mark Sugita , a guy I didn't recognize (Steve De Boer) and then Lawrence Akot from Darkhorse all fly by me. It was that instant I saw my dreams of a podium medal vanish. With less than 15 metres to go I was beside Lawrence's rear wheel and all I could hear was Coach Krystoph screaming "PASS HIM!!!PASS HIM!!!!! TRUVAH YOU PASS HIM!!!!!" <br />
I was able to catch him at the line by about 6 inches and secure an incredibly hard fought for 6th place.<br />
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Lawrence and me bleeding as we approach the line:<br />
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Matthew was never actually in danger of us catching him. So he earned his win heroically. I feel happy with my sixth place. Other than organizing a chase group on lap 2 there was nothing I could have done better. So sixth was my best effort. My best result this season. <br />
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I pray this isn't my last race of the year. There are several coming up over the border in a few weeks as well as the Centurion at Blue Mountain. I'm told I'm still peaking.<br />
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Pics to come real soon like!<br />
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Marco 14th!<br />
Camilo 17th!<br />
Joe 18th!<br />
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My racing season made a sudden turn about around 5 weeks ago. With a reasonable result in Cobourg, then 2 top 10 finishes at the Mid Week Crits, and also a pretty good placing at the Provincials. I just need that streak to continue at a slight improvement through tomorrow. <br />
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